fartgallery:

I hope when I grow old I die from natural causes, such as a lightning bolt striking a tree which then falls and crushes my entire body or a cheetah ripping out my jugular and feeding on my lifeless carcass

(via touchmypotato)

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

(via some-origins-of-fire)

palstagram:

fun game: drink every time shirtless harry styles shows up on your dash. die of alcohol poisoning so you’ll never have to deal with harry styles again 

(via cheshere)

sleepstagram:

all of u make harry out to be like this mysterious god of sex but hes so dorky i feel like if he tried to do any of those thigns u post about he would just like trip on the way to the bed 

(via cheshere)

susanforemanbackstrom:

YES 

(Source: warhammer-o-zillyhoo, via singtomestranger)